I'm next? Shit, I'm outta here.
The most expensive zombie movie ever isn't actually that bad.
Zombies attack a casino in Reno. Whatever next?
So there you are mucking about stimulating the pineal gland and the next thing you know your dead colleague returns from beyond.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
If you’re a human being, prepare to wish you were a member of some other species.
With Jason's mum dead, who could possibly be the killer in the sequel if Jason drowned all those years ago? Wait a minute...
Just when you thought it was safe to go to an underwater supermarket wearing a special suit constructed out of shopping baskets.