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| | | Halloween II
6th Nov 09
Refusing to deliver the routine sequel you might expect, Zombie has turned a potentially soulless cash-in into something surprising. |  | | | |
| | | Cthulhu
17th Mar 11
What does your mind conjure when your thoughts wander into the realms of Cthulhu? |  | | | |
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| |  | You're Next
17th Feb 14
This movie is all about those heart warming family get-togethers that happen when the kids grow up, the parents retire to the country, and occasionally everyone likes to meet up, see how things are and generally just catch up. Crispian ( AJ Bowen from House of the Devil) is a college lecturer who's driving out to such an event with his much younger and impossibly thin former student girlfriend Erin (Sharni Vinson who played the impossibly thin... read more...
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| | |  | World War Z
27th Sep 13
The film opens with Brad Pitt, his wife from the US version of The Killing and his two daughters heading in to Philadelphia. They get stuck in a traffic jam then all hell breaks loose as zombies start to appear from everywhere. Mass panic ensues, they crash, switch vehicles and make a break for it and Brad calls the Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations who, after they've stocked up on ventolin for his asthmatic daughter via a currently... read more...
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| | |  | Remains
26th Sep 13
So Tom is a croupier at a low rent hotel casino in Reno who has the hots for stoney faced but very sexy cocktail waitress Lori. Lori, in true slut fashion, agrees to let him fuck her if he can get some coke, so he scores and then he, err, scores. They do it, quite roughly, in a walk in fridge, and get locked in. It must be a lead lined walk in fridge as while they're in there a freak nuclear accident sends a mushroom cloud across Reno, turning... read more...
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| | |  | From Beyond
1st Sep 13
Dr. Edward Pretorius (Ted Sorel) and his assistant Dr. Crawford Tillinghast (Jeffrey Combs) have been working on a device called the Resonator that is designed to stimulate the pineal gland and expand human perception. In doing so they end up opening a door to a parallel universe whereby creatures from another dimension snatch Dr. Pretorius leaving his decapitated form. Tillinghast is arrested for the murder and incarcerated at the loony bin Arkham... read more...
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| | |  | Knightriders
6th Jun 13
It's hardly surprising that Knightriders met with mixed reviews when released back in 1981. It's the curse of success for Romero, especially when that success is intrinsically linked with the flesh eating ghouls from the film that invented the modern zombie, Night of the Living Dead (1968), followed by Dawn of the Dead (1978). And it's a curse he still lives with to this day, moving the shuffling undead into the modern (and... read more...
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| | |  | Megan is Missing
29th May 13
“This is a movie born out of rage” writer-director Goi, a cinematographer better known for his work on TV's Glee and American Horror Story, told Fangoria magazine. He's not kidding : the experience of watching Megan Is Missing is closer to being blindfolded, bundled into the boot of a car and dumped in a farm house populated exclusively by leering rapists than it is to Glee. Though watching Glee for longer than... read more...
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| | |  | Friday the 13th Part 2
20th May 13
Friday the 13th Part 2 starts with Adrienne King, uninspiring final girl from the first movie, on the phone to her parents. She reassures them she's fine, and then tells them about the ordeal, accompanied by a set of budget appeasing flashbacks, including the infamous decapitation of Mrs Voorhees (and why not?) But what's this? Whose workman like trousers and boots are those? Eh, oh, what's that, a swift ice pick to the temple and it's goodbye... read more...
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| | |  | Bait 3D
14th May 13
It's time to head down under for our latest fix of underwater killer fish action. We've had the recent Shark Night, which people mainly complained about because of its lack of gore and nudity. We've had a few ridiculous outings from Roger Corman (Sharktopus leaps to mind) and from Asylum (Two-Headed Shark Attack, really?) and Piranha 3D and its double-D sequel, which people moaned about because of its overabundance of gore and... read more...
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| | |  | Motel Hell
4th May 13
Back in 1980, English director Kevin Connor – who had previously helmed classics like The Land that Time Forgot - was having trouble finding work in Los Angeles, when a fortuitous encounter eventually landed him the job of directing this oddball little horror movie. He accepted on one condition: that it plays for laughs.
The plot centres around Farmer Vincent (Rory Calhoun) and his sister Ida (Nancy Parsons), who run Motel Hello whilst... read more...
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| | |  | Delirium Photos of Goia
22nd Apr 13
Serena Grandi's huge tits and no-slouch bum are all over the montage title sequence of one of Lamberto Bava's more embarrassing but most enjoyable late 80's schlockers. This accurately sets the tone of a movie in which Grandi's norks are constantly bulging beneath wet T-shirts, heaving in ill-fitting outfits, unleashed for all to see or being soaped up in a hygienic yet titillating fashion. It becomes obvious very quickly that Delirium is... read more...
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